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Wednesday, February 15th, 2006
6:35 pm
dontcare
i know how you feel, i just don't care.


Who's Your Happy Bunny?
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Tuesday, September 6th, 2005
11:14 pm
So when are YOU graduating? ....never!
So I thought it would be a good idea to figure out what classes I have to take in order to graduate, and I just learned that minus Professional Bloc 2 and student teaching (which take up 2 semesters) I have to take THIRTEEN! (this is due to the fact I studied abroad freshman year, didn't pick a major until I decided to transfer, and went to Orlando instead of take classes over the summer...) This means, if I don't take at least 3 classes over the summer, I'll graduate in May of 2008. WOW. I am supposed to graduate in May of 2007!!! So here's the plan... go abroad, piddledick around for a while... and graduate way late. Haha. Seeya never real world (which really isn't a bad thing!)

Current Mood: thoughtful
Sunday, July 31st, 2005
11:54 pm
so long, sweet summer
It's my last night in Orlando after a spectacular summer with my dear friend Holly. Florida + Summer + Caucasian + Asian = FUN!

Things I learned this summer:
1. When someone says, "I won't try to fuck you or anything," he is probably lying and will try.

2. Inviting yourself on a date won't necessarily make you feel like a third wheel.

3. "To hustle" actually refers to selling drugs, not "to move at a quick pace."

4. Certain drugs make lights really sparkly and may induce the creation of sock puppets.

5. Water needs to be added to condensed soup.

6. The greatest strategy in winning a bet placed on a dog at the dog track is choosing canines with the names of friends.

7. Paul doesn't like Japanese Steakhouses.

8. The meaning of the Coldplay's song "Swallowed in the Sea."

9. A low-flying plane can be very confusing on a day when the space shuttle is schedule to take off.

and the most important thing I learned...

10. Pepsi is indeed FOR LIFE!

I hope everyone's summer was just as educational!

Current Mood: chipper
Wednesday, May 25th, 2005
2:07 pm

The Keys to Your Heart



You are attracted to obedience and warmth.

In love, you feel the most alive when your lover is creative and never lets you feel bored.

You'd like to your lover to think you are stylish and alluring.

You would be forced to break up with someone who was insecure and in constant need of reassurance.

Your ideal relationship is lasting. You want a relationship that looks to the future... one you can grow with.

Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment.

You think of marriage as something that will confine you. You are afraid of marriage.

In this moment, you think of love as something you thirst for. You'll do anything for love, but you won't fall for it easily.


Monday, April 4th, 2005
9:24 pm
I'm a sixteen, going on 17... or wait, just 17...


You Are 17 Years Old



17





Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe.

13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world.

20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences.

30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more!

40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax.




Current Mood: cheerful
Thursday, March 3rd, 2005
12:14 am
You Suck
I received a phone call from my friend who is in NZ right now and I'm so jealous! But things that have changed:
1. No more HOME Bar
2. No more one-month gym memberships
3. No more HERD! (miss you guys!)
PS. But, if you want me to try to get her to buy things you didn't get to buy in NZ, I can try. For example, she's going to buy me earrings and a hoodie!

Also... Ex-boyfriends that come to NZ and act like they are amazing but actually deceive all your friends and currently act as if their "simple" life is holier than thou should EAT SHIT, I feel as though.

Current Mood: thirsty
Friday, January 7th, 2005
12:34 am
Asian and Asian's Friend...
Konichiwa!
Asian and Asian's friend are here in Lancaster!
What we learned:
1. Boys are stupid (or gay...?)
-Working at Express men could indicate homosexuality.
2. Greeks have taken over all diners.
3. Chinese buffets=delicious
4. There are at least 20 reasons why Andrew blows
-#14. He hates Christmas (who could forget he cheated on Santa Claus!)
5. And oh New Zealand, how we miss thee...

P.S. Don't forget the Southland Anniversary on the 17th!
...and oh, Leah's Birthday on the 26th! HAPPY BIRTHDAY LEAH!
Friday, December 10th, 2004
10:56 am
Good Day Sunshine!


You Are From the Sun



Of all your friends, you're the shining star.
You're dramatic - loving attention and the spotlight.
You're a totally entertainer and the life of the party.
Watch out! The Sun can be stubborn, demanding, and flirty.
Overall, you're a great leader and great friend. The very best!


Monday, October 11th, 2004
4:31 pm
gambling and beer bottles
So, you think gambling and drinking is something only our young people are involved in? Well, you're wrong. Let me recap a conversation with my mom:

"Hi Mom!"
"Heylo"
"How was Nebraska?"
"Ohhh I hade it. You Aunt and Uncle got in fight at pahrty"
"What happened?"
"You aunt break beer bottle and go aftah you uncle."
"WHAT?!"
"Yeah, so they call me. I not tell ya dad because you aunt embarressing"
"How is grandma?"
"She lose $2000 gamble in slot machine."

Right, so I hope this doesn't run in the family...

Current Mood: pensive
Monday, September 20th, 2004
5:53 pm
Dancepants...
Becky is the most popular and prettiest girl at LVC!
Friday, August 13th, 2004
12:15 pm
A Stranger In The Night
As I return home from a night with friends, I think to myself... "Wow, there's a few friends I haven't talked to in quite a while!" So I sit down, and quickly dial the number of a good friend. "Holly? Hi! It's Liz!" While, I hear on the other line... "Asian?! Asian!!!" and much of the past 5 weeks is discussed. Hmmmm, we both wonder, what ever has happened to our other long lost friend, Rhys? And as we both dial his number, he disappointedly does not answer his phone...
Tuesday, July 20th, 2004
2:00 am
Massages???
I've been feverishly searching for a summer job for the past 3 weeks that I've been home in Pennsylvania, and as much I've pressed my luck... nothing seems to be coming along. After diligently looking through the employment ads, one catches my eye entitled "Health Club Attendant." As I read over the ad, thoughts of a free gym membership cross my mind as I hopefully dial the numbers. I speak to a lovely gentleman by the name of John, who makes small talk until he briefly describes what the job will entail. Massages? "Hmmmm," I wonder to myself, "that's exciting!" as I confirm my interview on Wednesday. I hang out up the phone, and continue onto the normal activities of the day. Dinnertime rolls around and I'm asked to join Andrew and his family for pizza. While speaking to Andrew's mom and sister, I innocently mention my job inquiry for the day, while a somewhat shocked and sympathetic look from Kathy and Kristi shoot across the table. "Liz," they say, "that place has no windows..." "Huh, that's strange isn't it," I think to myself, "I wonder why?" Still not getting the picture, Kathy and Kristi both explain, "it's THAT kind of massage..." No wonder he was so eager to know my age... "Oh, oh my..."
Sunday, June 27th, 2004
1:08 pm
So Long, Farewell...
I'm leaving in like 30 minutes!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! I love New Zealand!!! Bye!!! I miss all of you!!!
Thursday, June 17th, 2004
1:36 am
Holly's Theme Song!
Berlin Irving - Annie Get Your Gun (1946) Original Cast Lp

Doin' What Comes Natur'lly


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Folks are dumb where I come from
They ain't had any learnin'
Still they're happy as can be
Doin' what comes natur'lly
Doin' what comes natur'lly

Folks like us could never fuss
With schools and books and learnin'
Still we've gone from A to Z
Doin' what comes natur'lly
Doin' what comes natur'lly

You don't have to know how to read or write
When you're out with a feller in the pale moonlight
You don't have to look in a book to find
What he thinks of the moon or what is on his mind
That comes natur'lly
That comes natur'lly

My uncle out in Texas
Can't even write his name
He signs his checks with X's
But they cash 'em just the same

If you saw my pa and ma
You'd no they had no learnin'
Still they raised a family
Doin' what comes natur'lly
Doin' what comes natur'lly

[2]
Uncle Jed has never read
An almanac on drinkin'
Still he's always on a spree
Doin' what comes natur'lly
Doin' what comes natur'lly

Sister Sal who's mus-i-cal
Has never had a lesson
Still she's learned to sing off-key
Doin' what comes natur'lly
Doin' what comes natur'lly

You don't have to go to a private school
Not to pick up a penny by a stubborn mule
You don't have to have a professor's dome
Not to go for the honey when the bee's at home
That comes natur'lly
That comes natur'lly

My tiny baby brother
Who's never read a book
Knows one sex from the other
All he had to do was look

Grandpa Bill is on the hill
With someone he just married
There he is at ninety-three
Doin' what comes natur'lly
Doin' what comes natur'lly

[3]
Sister Lou ain't got a sou
Although she goes out shoppin'
She gets all her stockings free
Doin' what comes natur'lly
Doin' what comes natur'lly

Cousin Nell can't add or spell
But she left school with honors
She got every known degree
For doin' what comes natur'lly
Doin' what comes natur'lly

You don't have to come from a great big town
Not to clean out a stable in an evening gown
You don't have to mix with the Vanderbilts
Not to take off your panties when you're wearing kilts
That comes natur'lly
That comes natur'lly

My mother's cousin Carrie
Won't ever change her name
She doesn't want to marry
And her children feel the same

Sister Rose has lots of beaus
Although we have no parlor
She does fine behind a tree
Doin' what comes natur'lly
Doin' what comes natur'lly
Saturday, May 29th, 2004
8:10 pm
80's cartoons
Custard
You are
3:49 pm
Food for Thought
Would you rather touch Holly's crotch or Jon's crotch?
Would you rather lick Rhys' armpit or the bottom of his feet?
Would you rather get caught having sex with a seal or touch Jon's crotch?
Monday, May 17th, 2004
4:25 pm
Pondering Life...
Would you rather have your parents walk in on you having sex (and you're not married, in love, or over 35, yikes!)... or have sex with a seal?
Sunday, May 16th, 2004
10:56 pm
What would you do...
What would you do if I turned into a werepup? yip yip yip yip yip!!!
10:53 pm
Wish List
I'd really like a horse... from my significant other... and a sugar cube. It would be the best present EVER.
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